"With basketball, if a guy is having an off night you still can say he's a good athlete. But with a comedian, you see them in front of the wrong audience - and they can look like complete amateurs. It's remarkable."

-- Gary Gulman

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“Maybe I've lost a little, but I think everyone does over time. People have been writing that I'm getting old every year, and eventually they're going to be right. There's nobody in this game that's doing the same things they once did in the peak years of their career.”
“I went to Alabama, so I'm still very devoted to Alabama football and the SEC.”
“Word has it, they think I'm an old man, and they're not gonna double me. My message is that I'm the baddest for my age bracketest. What I mean by age bracketest is that I came in at 20, I was the baddest 20, and I'm the baddest at 35.”
“When you have two competing theories that make exactly the same predictions, the simpler one is the better.”
“If you are a middle manager avid to begin a quality initiative in a company ruled by an executive from the old school, look elsewhere for a job.”

Source : Mary Walton (1991). “Deming management at work”, Putnam Publishing Group
“Burnout is grist to the mill. I write every day, for most of the day, so it's just about turning into metaphor whatever's going on in my life, in the world, and in my head. Every nightmare, every moment of grief or joy or failure, is a moment I can convert into cash via words.”
“Though liberty is established by law, we must be vigilant, for liberty to enslave us is always present under that very liberty. Our Constitution speaks of the "general welfare of the people." Under that phrase all sorts of excesses can be employed by ***** tyrants to make us bondsmen.”
“Why don't you learn from my mistakes? It takes half your life to learn from your own.”

Source : Shelagh Delaney (2014). “A Taste of Honey”, p.31, Bloomsbury Publishing

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