"You got to always take advantage of getting your room cleaned. You may think it's nice not to have anybody in your room, like your privacy's not being invaded. But there's nothing like walking back into a clean room. You've got to remember that."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Nice Quotes #Thinking Quotes #May Quotes

“Irony is Fate's most common figure of speech.”

Source : Trevanian (2005). “Shibumi: A Novel”, p.106, Broadway Books
“There's an old blues refrain: I begged for water, you gave me gasoline.”
“Where even a sliver of love exists the thinnest of hopes has room to grow.”
“Life is just like a book. Only after you've read it do you know how it ends. It is when we are at the end of life that we know how our life ran. Mine, until now, has been black. As black as my skin. Black as the garbage dump where I live.”

Source : Carolina Maria De Jesus (1990). “Beyond All Pity”
“There are some forms of religion that are bad, just as there's bad cooking or bad art or bad sex, you have bad religion too.”
“Heaven works extensively with the fact that we're currently placed here in 3D as the 'spirit' part of what is to come. Each being in heaven represents the human factor dimensionally, therefore our focus is the direction of the dimensions to be able to assist all here as one. My 'daily' focus here is the discovery/growth of self, if I am to use such a word, meaning who am I?”
“Food choices affect health outcomes, and consumers need to have the latest, most up-to-date scientific information in making their food choices.”

Source : "FDA cracks down on bogus health claims". www.cnn.com. December 18, 2002.
“I didn't get into racing to make friends.”

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