"The CEO of the Olive Garden blames his company's low profits on Obamacare - which is odd because most people won't eat at the Olive Garden until they have health insurance."

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Conan O'Brien

#Garden Quotes #Obamacare Quotes #People Quotes

“When you are a photographer, you work all the time, because your eye is the first camera.”
“Politics, like theater, is one of those things where you've got to be wise enough to know when to leave.”
“The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.”
“I want Obama to have to weigh in on Ben Affleck as Batman. It's about time Obama went to work.”
“When you have a dream, it's going to be a lot of "I can't" people. You need to be the driving force to say I can.”
“I'd describe myself as a pragmatist tinged with idealism.”
“The more you have, the more people want to use you and damage you.”
“The man who voyages strange seas must of necessity be a little unsure of himself. It is the man with the flashy air of knowing everything, who is always with it, that we should beware of.”

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