"Over the weekend, Vladimir Putin scored eight goals during a hockey game. It happened just after he had the goalie executed."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Hockey Quotes #Weekend Quotes #Games Quotes

“If you receive empowerment, it's about bodhicitta. If you receive teachings, it's about bodhicitta. If you practice teachings, it's about bodhicitta. Everything comes down to bodhicitta. The essence of practice is about bodhicitta. When you sit down to do your practice, what you practice is bodhicitta.”
“Why I'm interested in filmmaking is because a moving image is very, very powerful when it comes to changing human behavior.”
“I mean you can learn how to build a bullet or build a gun or build a bomb on the Internet.”
“As kids we used to laugh/Who knew that life would move this fast? Who knew I'd have to look at you through a glass? And look, tell me you ain't did it, you ain't did it And if you did, then that's family business.”
“Human memory is a marvelous but fallacious instrument. The memories which lie within us are not carved in stone; not only do they tend to become erased as the years go by, but often they change, or even increase by incorporating extraneous features.”

Source : "Remembering and Imagining the Holocaust: The Chain of Memory". Book by Christopher Bigsby, 2006.
“The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty.”

Source : Martin Millar (2010). “Lonely Werewolf Girl: Number 1 in series”, p.568, Hachette UK
“The European Union, which is not directly responsible to voters, provides an irresistible opportunity for European elites to seize power in order to impose their own vision on a newly socially regimented Europe.”
“How often does the tightrope walker balance when walking across the tightrope? All the time! It is the same thing if you really want to have a successful career, and you want to have a happy home life. It is a matter of balance.”

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