"Yesterday the IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as dependents."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“For me, a landscape does not exist in its own right, since its appearance changes at every moment; but the surrounding atmosphere brings it to life - the light and the air which vary continually. For me, it is only the surrounding atmosphere which gives subjects their true value.”
“Looking at it, I started crying. Maybe it was knowing that I had to give up the fantasy, the enormous life consuming fantasy , that someone or something was going to do this for me â€“ the fantasy that someone was coming to lead my life, to choose direction, to give me orgasms.”
“There is a place to stand where you can see so many lights you forget you are one of them.”

Source : Naomi Shihab Nye, “Spruce Street, Berkeley”
“It's nice to see some youth running around and not see achy backs and necks and arms, ... It's nice to see some young guys feeling spry.”
“I embrace everybody, but you work everybody and each song at a time to who it is for. I believe that's how you build a palace. You build a palace one block at a time and then you'll have what you want. That's how it goes.”

Source : Source: youknowigotsoul.com
“I kind of lost interest in the classical dance. I was very much interested in the modern choreography.”
“Every feature has some maintenance cost, and having fewer features lets us focus on the ones we care about and make sure they work very well.”
“Guys don't get romantically involved." "What do they get?" "Invold, period.”

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