"Senator Kerry recovering very nicely after having shoulder surgery. The doctors said the senator was fully awake, lucid and joking after the surgery was done, but cautioned that that was just the drug. He went back to his boring self soon afterward."

-- Jay Leno

#Doctors Quotes #Self Quotes #Drug Quotes

“I'm a very self-conscious person, I think we all are, but I'm especially not very comfortable in my body. I always feel really weird and awkward on the street or on the stage. It has nothing to do with circumstances, it's just an ongoing psychological state, like white noise.”

Source : "Sufjan Stevens: 'I've always been insecure about what I do'". Interview with Tim Lewis, www.theguardian.com. May 7, 2011.
“No act of man can claim to be more than an attempt, not even science.”
“I've always had this vision that the touring lifestyle is so unsustainable. But I have faith that I can do it, and I don't become a victim of my job or my work. And I can remove my self-worth from what I make and how many people show up.”
“I think the prime reason for existence, for living in this world is discovery.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“If you saw my musical collection it's absolutely horrendous, I've got everything from Stockhausen to The Beach Boys to Gina G, all sorts of terrible things and other people come here and look at my record collection and go, "Ah, you can't possibly like that - how embarrassing!"”
“There are eight girls in the house in which I am living, and practically all of them are good looking. You can realize that I am kept busy.”
“We all have a Wonder Woman inside us.”
“The only true failure is failure to try.”

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