"A new report says ISIS is trying to recruit professionals like doctors, engineers, and accountants. Sorry, kids, even ISIS says they're not hiring liberal arts majors."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“Rule Number One in the India Savage Life Code: When in doubt or possible trouble, lie.”

Source : Kristen Ashley (2011). “Rock Chick”, p.30, Rock Chick LLC
“For some students, especially in the sciences, the knowledge gained in college may be directly relevant to graduate study. For almost all students, a liberal arts education works in subtle ways to create a web of knowledge that will illumine problems and enlighten judgment on innumerable occasions in later life.”
“The six thousand years of human history form but a portion of the geologic day that is passing over us: they do not extend into the yesterday of the globe, far less touch the myriads of ages spread out beyond.”

Source : Hugh Miller (1857). “An Autobiography: My Schools and Schoolmasters; Or, The Story of My Education”, p.441
“I'm pro-choice and those things, but I typically vote Republican.”

Source : "James Denton: Desperate Plumber". Interview with Dan Kapelovitz, kapelovitz.com. February 2005.
“It is a wonderful, moving, heart-filling experience to sit with the man or woman you love and your beloved children and know that all are happy to be just where they are with each other and loving one another. This doesnt happen very often.”

Source : Amy Bloom (2010). “Where the God of Love Hangs Out: Fiction”, p.223, Random House
“I see life as both a gift and a responsibility. My responsibility is to use what God has given me to help His people in need.”

Source : "Habitat for Humanity founder dies" by Hank Bishop, www.cnn.com. February 3, 2009.
“If light is the spiritual quality of painting, color is surely its heart and passion.”
“Remember these six minutes for the rest of your lives. Listen to the crowd and take it all in. This is the stuff of dreams.”

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