"In a recent interview, Michelle Obama said that the Secret Service taught Malia how to drive. In exchange, Malia taught the Secret Service how to throw a party when her parents are away."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Party Quotes #Parent Quotes #Secret Quotes

“That it is a solecism to begin a sentence with 'and' is a faintly lingering superstition. The OED gives examples ranging from the 10th to the 19th c.; the Bible is full of them.”
“Songwriting's a weird game.”
“Prayer is partnership with God in His planet-sized purposes, and includes the "all things" beside, as an important detail of the whole.”
“Religious traditions can be reinterpreted in a manner that assists healing, corrects distortions, and expands vision.”
“I went to my son's graduation this weekend, and I heard a great quote I've never heard before from Albert Einstein. It was that the greatest danger to the world is not the bad people but it's the good people who don't speak out.”
“Music is music you don't have to put a label on it”
“From now on, match me with one guy at a time.”
“If the students don't want to learn about evolution, they shouldn't be in the course. A biology course that teaches creationism is not a science course, it's a religion course. So the students demanding that creationism be given credence in that course are out of line and are denying the academic freedom of the professor. They are calling into question the scientific basis of the material that's being presented. And students are not in a position to do that.”

Source : Source: www.salon.com

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