"I refuse, whenever possible, to do shows on a Monday. I don't do gigs on a Monday, because nobody laughs on Mondays. Everybody wants Monday to be over. I just won't do 'em. But the rest of the time, in all honesty, it doesn't matter where you are: if something's funny, people laugh."

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Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

John Bishop

#Monday Quotes #Honesty Quotes #Laughing Quotes

“It takes a great client to create great architecture.”
“God is indeed dead. He died of self-horror when He saw the creature He had made in His own image.”

Source : Irving Layton (1969). “The whole bloody bird: obs, aphs & pomes”
“If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'”
“My father and mother in 1817 were forty-nine days on the road with their emigrant wagons [from Vermont] to Ohio. More than two days for each hour that I spent in the same journey.”
“There are two ways of approaching your time on this planet: one is to sit around waiting for something to happen that will make sense of your existence, and the other is to get out there and find purpose for yourself.”

Source : "Will underachieving and being directionless alienate me from people?" by Mariella Frostrup, www.theguardian.com. November 24, 2012.
“Seek not the good in external things;seek it in yourselves.”
“There is a voice inside of my head that is trying to convince me that I'm not good enough and that I don't deserve to be here in Hollywood. So courage is required. The courage to decide that I have a voice and need to do what I love. To believe that this opportunity is not wasted on me. To own the fact that I am worthy.”

Source : Source: www.elle.com
“But I want you around even when I don't need you. â€”Jeremy Richards”

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