"Yesterday during a speech on national security, Jeb Bush mispronounced Boko Haram and got confused between Iran and Iraq. When reached for comment, his brother George W. said, 'He sure sounds presidentiary to me.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

#Brother Quotes #Confused Quotes #Iran Quotes

“First person to appreciate the good points of others is always special in life as he or she manifests his or her leadership through initiatives.”
“Most people think that faith means believing something; oftener it means trying something, giving it a chance to prove itself”
“Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.”
“I want business to prosper and make a profit caused by business expansion and prosperity”
“When industry people see something different they don't know what to do with it, so filmmakers who make films about women, they kind of fall through the cracks. If a woman filmmaker makes film about war, they say "Okay, this is a war film, it has ninety percent men in it, we know what to do with it." But then it still gets attacked for not doing it properly. But even though it bothers me I don't want to dwell on the sex and gender thing.”

Source : "Animating the Unspeakable". Interview with Isabel Ortiz, logger.believermag.com. May 14, 2015.
“Home isnâ€™t really a place. Itâ€™s the people who makes it what it is. I have a great home.”
“Lord, I am a surgeon and music is my knife. It cuts away my sorrow and purifies my life.”

Source : Song: God Bless The Absentee
“No further issues with Corinne Bishop or her kin in Detroit?â€ â€œHunter didnâ€™t seem to be concerned,â€ Gideon replied. â€œSaid he had the situation under control.â€ Lucan grunted, wry despite the weight of the discussion previously under way. â€œWhereâ€™ve I heard that line before? Famous last words from more than one of us over the course of the past year and a half.”

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