"I'm in awe of comics that do things that I can't do, or haven't tried doing yet."

-- Brad Williams

#Awe Quotes #Havens Quotes #I Can Quotes

“A talent for speaking differently, rather than for arguing well is the chief instrument of cultural change,”

Source : Richard Rorty (1989). “Contingency, Irony, and Solidarity”, p.7, Cambridge University Press
“And we will be ready, at the end of every day will be ready, will not say no to anything, will try to stay awake while everyone is sleeping, will not sleep, will make the shoes with the elves, will breathe deeply all the time, breathe in all the air full of glass and nails and blood, will breathe it and drink it, so rich, so when it comes we will not be angry, will be content, tired enough to go, gratefully, will shake hands with everyone, bye, bye, and then pack a bag, some snacks, and go to the volcano.”
“Lotsa people want to hurt me. That's the price you pay for being a big mouth.”
“Weâ€™re born alone and we die alone, I accept that. But why, God, do we have to be alone in the middle?”
“Liberals want to set up social welfare committees to help whites and West Indians love each other in Birmingham. But all such efforts are doomed to failure. For the strong the weak are just too much of a temptation; and in all fairness it seems to me quite wicked for black people to have tempted the powerful with so much powerless-ness for so long. The obvious answer is to redress this imbalance in power.”

Source : Lewis Nkosi (1983). “Home and exile and other selections”, Addison-Wesley Longman Ltd
“Reality is always too complicated - that's why it's ungraspable.”
“The real crucial link in the international exchange is the last three feet, which is bridged by personal contact, one person talking to another.”
“Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?”

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