"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."

-- Phyllis Diller

#Three Quotes #Comedy Quotes #Argument Quotes

“Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.”
“In a nuclear war there would be no victors, only victims. The truth of peace require that all-whether those governments which openly or secretly possess nuclear arms, or those planning to acquire them- agree to change their course by clear and firm decision and strive for a progressive and concerted nuclear disarmament. The resources which would be saved could then be employed in projects of development capable of benefiting all their people, especially the poor.”
“You have no idea how crazy I am, I should be wearing yellow Caution tape, I'm that bonkers.”

Source : Robin Benway (2010). “The Extraordinary Secrets of April, May, & June”, p.79, Penguin
“I didn't fall in love with acting until I did a few films. Now, I couldn't live without it.”
“The Democrats - Democrats on board, the Congress said tax policy.But their tax policy was pretty bad, that added $800 billion to the deficit.”
“I first read science fiction in the old British Chum annual when I was about 12 years old.”
“Unfortunately, we are very poor with PR skills but in serving people- we are superhero.”
“All we are, all we can be, are the stories we tell," he says, and he is talking as if he is talking only to me. "Long after we are gone, our words will be all that is left, and who is to say what really happened or even what reality is? Our stories, our fiction, our words will be as close to truth as can be. And no one can take that away from you.”

Source : Nora Raleigh Baskin (2009). “Anything But Typical”, p.187, Simon and Schuster

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