"At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

#Fortune Cookie Quotes #Chinese Quotes #President Quotes

“[Mindfulness] is not concerned with anything transcendent or divine. It serves as an antidote to theism, a cure for sentimental piety, a scalpel for excising the tumor of metaphysical belief. (130)”
“It is not good to cross the bridge before you get to it.”
“Cuba may be the only place in the world where you can be yourself and more than yourself at the same time”

Source : "Cruising Through Cuba’s Past and Present" by Elizabeth Holbrook, www.huffingtonpost.com. June 9, 2017.
“Had the people who started Facebook decided to stay at Harvard, they would not have been able to build the company, and by the time they graduated in 2006, that window probably would have come and gone.”
“Security is a kind of death.”
“My folks are in Jersey. And I have a lot of friends and other family there. So, I try to visit as much as possible.”

Source : "Kal Penn – From Hollywood to the White House and back to the big screen". Interview with Kam Williams, www.philasun.com. November 6, 2011.
“If you're using your imagination, you tend to look into the past for ideas.”
“I lift my hands to believe again. You are my refuge. You are my strength. As I pour out my heart, these things I remember, You are faithful, God, forever.”

Source : Song: I Lift My Hands, 2010

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