"I have learnt that I am incapable of packing the right amount of clothing, probably because I start 10 minutes before I'm supposed to leave, and that I truly hate airports."

-- Marcus Brigstocke

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“My mom is very good at being passive-aggressive, and my Dad is a total wiseass, so I think the mixture of the two of them is my comedy. But, I am definitely the first comedian in my family.”
“As objects of contemplation, images of the atrocious can answer to several different needs. To steel oneself against weakness. To make oneself more numb. To acknowledge the existence of the incorrigible.”
“I am nothing; nothing is everything”
“Hollywood typecast me as the secretary. I could have worked as the quirky secretary for the rest of my life, but I decided not to do that.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don't take myself too seriously.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.”
“Run often. Run long. But never outrun your joy of running.”
“No one is immune from addiction; it afflicts people of all ages, races, classes, and professions.”

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