"Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to get ink off your fingers using seltzer water and lemon juice."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Taken Quotes #Water Quotes #Lemon Juice Quotes

“The most effective way to win people to Jesus is to treat them the way Jesus would day in and day out.”
“I feel that it is vital that we all re-open our spiritual gifts and open up to the voice of the Divine.”
“There's nothing an artist needs more - even more than excellent tools and stamina - than a deadline.”
“I think I think too much. That's why I drink!”
“Playing it safe is the riskiest choice we can ever make.”
“Sharon was a strong and charismatic leader who steered the politics toward the right and extremism. Now it is clear that Israel needs a leadership that proceeds strongly toward peace, or else the extremist right will hijack the situation.”
“The grandchildren should not bear the debts of the grandparents.”
“Each season I find myself constantly inspired by 'The Biggest Loser' contestants. Their tenacity and willingness to learn new, healthy habits is tremendous and the results speak for themselves. I am honored to be part of such an inspiring program that helps inspire positive change in so many lives.”

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