"I had an amazing experience in Cuba. People there are fantastic. But I do have to say it's very nice to be back home in front of all of you capitalist pigs."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Nice Quotes #Home Quotes #Pigs Quotes

“Thurber was asked by a correspondent: "Why did you have a comma in the sentence, 'After dinner, the men went into the living-room'?" And his answer was probably one of the loveliest things ever said about punctuation. "This particular comma," Thurber explained, "was Ross's way of giving the men time to push back their chairs and stand up.”
“May the perfect grace and eternal love of Christ our Lord be our never-failing protection and help.”
“It's amazing how right you can be about a person you don't know; it's only the people you do know who confuse you.”

Source : Elaine Dundy (2010). “The Dud Avocado”, p.33, New York Review of Books
“The drive . . . is to create a one world government ... Do I mean conspiracy? Yes I do. I am convinced there is such a plot, international in scope . . . .”
“I use every single thing that Alfred Hitchcock taught me in my acting career I am very grateful for the education he gave me in making motion pictures.”
“The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead.”
“I see myself forever and ever as the ridiculous man, the lonely soul, the wanderer, the restless frustrated artist, the man in love with love, always in search of the absolute, always seeking the unattainable”

Source : Henry Miller (1962). “Stand Still Like the Hummingbird”, p.49, New Directions Publishing
“...there's something in science like the shine of the Patronus Charm, driving back all sorts of darkness and madness...”

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