"Republican Congressman Duncan Hunter has filed papers to run for president. But in his official filing, he misspelled the word 'president.' Political experts say it's all part of Hunter's plan to attract Bush supporters."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Running Quotes #Political Quotes #President Quotes

“The days are long, but the years are short.”
“The truest characters of ignorance are vanity and pride and arrogance.”

Source : Samuel Butler (1827). “The genuine poetical remains of Samuel Butler, with notes by R. Thyer. With a selection from the author's Characters in prose”, p.225
“I am I because my little dog knows me.”

Source : Gertrude Stein, Ulla E. Dydo (1993). “A Stein Reader”, p.593, Northwestern University Press
“I think it's important that all 50 years of rock 'n' roll live in the same place, because it's all connected.”
“I get so many ideas for songs, but I'm so seldom disciplined enough to sit down and crank them out.”
“Playing guitar is not a beauty contest.”
“A politician's record is like a tin kettle to a dog's tale - it's a noisy appendage, wich makes the dog conspicuous and invites everybody to shy a brick at him.”
“Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you.”

Source : George Whitefield (1812). “Seventy-five Sermons on Various Important Subjects: In this Complete Collection is Included the Eighteen Sermons Taken in Short Hand by Mr. Gurney. And to which is Now Added, a Sermon of the Character, Preaching, &c. of the Rev. Mr. Whitefield”, p.158

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