"Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . ."

-- Jackie Mason

#Girlfriend Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Wife Quotes

“Everybody's got the potential for great good and great wrong in them, but it's the choices we make that define who we really are.”
“And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.”
“We cannot end hunger unless we end poverty.”
“I saw several actresses play the part. I did not in fact, as far as I know, do anything that any of the other actresses did. I don't think actresses do that. I think that what we do is we see a role as a role, we don't see it as a person. We look at the role and think, 'What can I, as an actor, bring to that part?”
“Being in a band is always a compromise. Provided that the balance is good, what you lose in compromise, you gain by collaboration.”
“It is not bright colors but good drawing that makes figures beautiful.”

Source : "The Quotable Artist". Book by Peggy Hadden, p. 32, 2002.
“Then there was Clark Ashton Smith, who wrote for Weird Tales and who had a wild imagination. He wasn't a very talented writer, but his imagination was wonderful.”
“My line is probably a little more conservative than some of my compatriots in the business. But again, I think it's all - like, it just - it comes down to me knowing who I am and knowing how I want to be seen in the world, how I want to discuss things.”

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