"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Gum Quotes #Flavor Quotes #Sticks Quotes

“I think that right now the West understands Russia better than before and feels a much greater wariness toward it. I think that, if anything, Russia's sinister nature is exaggerated, in that most contemporary analysts in the West can't even imagine that Russia could be different. I think it can, with a different turn of events.”

Source : Source: www.thedailybeast.com
“Morality is a burglar's tool whose merit lies in never being left behind at the scene of the crime.”
“My wife and I are affiliated with a temple here in Los Angeles. We feel very close to the congregation and to the rabbi, who happens to be my wife's cousin and who I admire greatly. I talk to him regularly but I consider myself more spiritual than religious.”
“There is a strong link between the following three things: exporting, manufacturing and the degree of saving by the population. It's complicated, but if the population doesn't save, the economy will not tend to export as much, and if it doesn't export as much, it won't manufacture enough.”
“Glorious is the Voice of Man, and sweet is the music of the harp.”

Source : Richard Llewellyn (2009). “How Green Was My Valley”, p.85, Simon and Schuster
“Sometimes you gotta do things that you don't really want to do. But you don't do them for money.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Love didn't make you weak, it made you stronger.”
“I have very good knife skills. I learned to butcher on my second job - I was 18 years old. Every other day we would break down six legs of veal.”

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