"When all else fails there's always delusion."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Failing Quotes #Absurd Quotes #Delusion Quotes

“Better to shun the bait than struggle in the snare.”
“I'll rail against what I think is wrong.”
“Science requires an engagement with the world, a live encounter between the knower and the known.”
“Ray Cummins is my good friend and one of the best finger pickers around.”
“Atheist n. A person to be pitied in that he is unable to believe things for which there is no evidence, and who has thus deprived himself of a convenient means of feeling superior to others.”

Source : Chaz Bufe (2016). “American Heretic's Dictionary”, p.29, See Sharp Press
“Freedom is the crux of self-respect. It is difficult to feel good about ourselves when we are unnaturally dependent on someone or something.”

Source : David J. Lieberman (2010). “Find Out Who's Normal and Who's Not: The Proven System to Quickly Assess Anyone's Emotional Stability”, p.55, David Lieberman
“So great is the worth of Dostoevsky that to have produced him is by itself sufficient justification for the existence of the Russian people in the world: and he will bear witness for his country-men at the last judgement of the nations.”
“You mean he thinks I'm going to get MORE offers?" Kim said, appalled. "He doesn't seem to be the only one that thinks so." Mairelon said. "Aunt Agatha mentioned it to me yesterday afternoon. Is there anyone, or would you rather I turn the lot of them away?" Kim shook her head. "There isn't anyone." Except you.”

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