"The Secret Service said there have been 40 fence-jumping incidents at the White House in the past five years. Half of them were intruders trying to get in. The other half was President Obama trying to get out."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Past Quotes #White Quotes #Jumping Quotes

“As an actor, the only thing we can do is play the truth at that moment. Because at any point in time if you play the future, or you play that you know something that the audience does not know, it kills the illusion of reality.”

Source : Source: screenrant.com
“Respect for human rights requires transparent and accountable institutions and governance as well as the effective participation of all individuals and civil society, who are an essential part of realizing social and people-centred sustainable development.”

Source : "India: Urgent Call to Halt Odisha Mega-Steel Project Amid Serious Human Rights Concerns". "Alfred de Zayas' Human Rights Corner" blog, dezayasalfred.wordpress.com. October 01, 2013.
“None of us know what is going to sell or what people want to read.”
“I often think how much easier the world would have been to manage if Herr Hitler and Signor Mussolini had been at Oxford.”
“The hard part is implementing the decision, not making it.”

Source : "Once you take yourself too seriously the art will suffer". Interview with Adam Bryant, www.nytimes.com. March 20, 2010.
“Happiness is not a sign that we are right with God; happiness is a sign of satisfaction, that is all, and the majority of us can be satisfied on too low a level.”
“I love awards, especially if I get them.”
“Don't bring your sand toys to the park. That's another bad move. Because I go to the park, and I'm on the Vicodin and a little weed too - let's face it - and I go in there, and my wife's like, 'Bring the sand toys! Bring the sand toys!' And I know what happens every single time: I become sand toy repo man from the eight little kids that run off in nine different directions with my sand toys.”

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