"For the first time American astronauts on the International Space Station ate vegetables grown in space. In other words, even space is getting more rain than California."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Rain Quotes #Vegetables Quotes #California Quotes

“In addition to listening to the audience's laugh, you want to listen to their silence. Is it bored or interested silence? The silence is quieter and filled with energy when they're interested. You can hear a pin drop. When they're bored, you can always hear it.”

Source : Franklyn Ajaye (2002). “Comic Insights: The Art of Stand-up Comedy”
“Support for Saddam, including within his military organization, will collapse after the first whiff of gunpowder.”
“The prices of all imports would rise if the dollar depreciates.”
“I am a quiet man who grows through adversity.”
“An otherwise happily married couple may turn a mixed doubles game into a scene from Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.”
“In looking at Hollywood and its structure, the director controls the medium, and I want to be in control of certain things. I want to be able to get my own ideas and my own feelings out there, and the only way to do that is to be behind the camera.”
“Johannes Cabal would kill me for saying this, but he's my favorite Zeppelin-hopping detective. The fellow has got all the charm of Bond and the smarts of Holmes--without the pesky morality.”
“Drama made me happy. Being on stage made me feel alive. But I did what a lot of people do, and that's follow this path of leaving school and going to university. It was only at university that I realised the only thing that would make me a satisfied man was to do what I loved.”

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