"The birth certificate of the royal baby lists her parents' occupations as being 'the prince and princess of the United Kingdom.' It says that under occupation, which I guess sounds better than 'unemployed.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

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“In any spiritual undertaking, God's first order of business is to see to the spiritual health of His people.”
“You spend all this time inside, alone, writing. And then it becomes about travel and new places and new people. And I do love talking to people about the book, but ideally, I like a little less disruptive lifestyle, I like it when things are more organized.”
“It's not how many tickets can we sell, it's where do we want to play, not where should we play to make the most money. We don't really care about that.”
“If Nature is against us, we shall fight Nature and make it obey.”

Source : "Birth of a World: Bolivar in Terms of His Peoples". Book by Waldo David Frank, p. 55, 1951.
“Those who inflict must suffer, for they see The work of their own hearts, and this must be Our chastisement or recompense.”
“If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give.”
“Americans really don't understand the Japanese nature, but it's not an easy thing to understand.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“Abortion, however, is a big threshold issue for me because the dominant majority of people in my state are pro-choice, .. I ran as a pro-choice Democrat, and she fills Sandra Day O'Connor's shoes, and they are critical shoes.”

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