"A congressman sent a tweet that compared president Obama to Adolf Hitler. He has now apologized. It's not helping that he apologized to Hitler."

-- Conan O'Brien

#President Quotes #Helping Quotes #Tweet Quotes

“Obscurity is the refuge of incompetence.”
“There's a freedom you begin to feel the closer you get to Austin, Texas.”
“You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.”
“Surely the job of fiction is to actually tell the truth. It's a paradox that's at the heart of any kind of #storytelling.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Magic and new technology have always walked hand in hand - even back in the days of Robert Houdin.”
“Somebody approached me about writing a biography on me, I told them they were too late.”
“I think a lot of us who had these oddly shaped childhoods, in some ways we're hyper-capable. We're able to take care of ourselves in a lot of ways but it's like we're missing a piece. When everyone went to school to learn how to be a regular person we were sick that day. We compensate other ways. Alcohol and drugs is one of those ways. Instead of learning how to cope with our problems and deal with hardship and deal with anger, we just decide to get drunk and not care.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“Poles understand perhaps better than anyone the consequences of making toothless warnings to brutal tyrants and terrorist regimes.”

Source : "Wolfowitz Praises Poland's Emergence as NATO Leader" by John D. Banusiewicz, archive.defense.gov. October 5, 2004.

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