"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."

-- Eddie Izzard

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Coffee Quotes

“Habit hath so vast a prevalence over the human mind that there is scarce anything too strange or too strong to be asserted of it. The story of the miser who, from long accustoming to cheat others, came at last to cheat himself, and with great delight and triumph picked his own pocket of a guinea to convey to his hoard, is not impossible or improbable.”
“Lots of women tell me I'm their idol.”
“You know... when one speaks your name very fast, it just sounds like just incredible”
“Details matter, it's worth waiting to get it right.”
“If the people lose control of the arteries of trade and the natural sources of mechanical power, the nationalization of all industry should soon be expected. Our forefathers were alert to resist all encroachments upon their rights. If we wish to maintain our rights, we can do no less.”
“My departure from Hollywood was described as a walk-out. No one understood that I was cracking up.”

Source : Gene Tierney, Mickey Herskowitz (1979). “Self-portrait”, Peter Wyden
“We cannot innovate without opening the door to havoc.”
“Never play the Devil's Advocate. Your words could be the difference between success and failure in someone else.”

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