"I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe."

-- Kristen Schaal

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Feet Quotes

“I'm the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend, you know?”
“I've been around long enough to not take seriously statements like I am about to be crushed. I'm about how do we seek re-election of the Australian government, how we prevent Tony Abbott from being elected. The bottom line is that it should be all hands to the pump rather than saying other, frankly negative and internally divisive things.”
“If man doesn't learn to treat the oceans and the rain forest with respect, man will become extinct.”
“I was a little bit chubby when I was a kid.”
“I'm rather kind of old school, thinking that when an artist does his work it's no longer his.”
“What I was doing for those assignments wasn't always directly tied to what I was doing for myself, but it gave me the space to photograph. I started getting assignments that dealt with my own interests and made some pictures in that direction.”
“How happy I will be if I keep my heart free from attachment to anyone, and chained to Jesus, my God, alone... I will devote all my efforts to this end... I will go before the Blessed Sacrament, and there sign these resolutions with my blood.”
“There are directors that I want to work with and that I admire. You can love a script, but if it doesn't have a good director, it won't be that.”

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