"You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners."

-- Kristen Schaal

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“Radical surgery is never fun.”
“The only important thing in a book is the meaning that it has for you.”
“I always say to people that working full time and being a mom is probably the hardest job, because as a mom you think about your child 24/7.”
“Such an emphasis on the immanence of God as Creator in, with, and under the natural processes of the world unveiled by the sciences is certainly in accord with all that the sciences have revealed since those debates of the nineteenth century.”

Source : Arthur Peacocke (2005). “The Palace of Glory: God's World and Science”, p.13, ATF Press
“If I were paying to display images of my father [like Netflix does] in the United States, I am sure I would face legal sanctions and I would even be killed for doing it. And Netflix receives applause instead of criticism for it.”

Source : Source: harvardpolitics.com
“He who would valiant be against all disaster; let him in constancy follow the Master. There's no discouragement shall make him once relent; his first avowed intent to be a pilgrim.”
“Woe to him inside a non-conformist clique who does not conform to non-conformity.”
“We never really see time. We see only clocks. If you say this object moves, what you really mean is that this object is here when the hand of your clock is here, and so on. We say we measure time with clocks, but we see only the hands of the clocks, not time itself. And the hands of a clock are a physical variable like any other. So in a sense we cheat because what we really observe are physical variables as a function of other physical variables, but we represent that as if everything is evolving in time.”

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