"The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring."

-- Iliza Shlesinger

#Party Quotes #People Quotes #Reason Quotes

“I was always such an incredible fan of John Woo, I just wanted to do this film with him”
“Being used to scientific terminology and theory it was always natural for me to push this stuff into songs.”
“And I think if you look at any relationship, for the relationship to be productive and to move forward and to grow, sometimes things have to be said that one person or the other person is not going to like to hear.”
“Basically, you make another movie, and another, and hopefully you feel good about every picture you make. And you say, 'My name is on that. I did that. It's OK.' But don't get me wrong, I still get excited by it all. That, I hope, will never disappear.”
“Human memory awakens and extinguishes at will. It dulls and sharpens actions, enlarges and shrinks those who perform them. It humbles and exalts as it desires. When summoned, it slips away, and when it returns, it will do so at the time and place that suits it. It recognizes no chief, no overseer, no classifier, no ruler. Stories mix and mingle, facts sprout new shoots. The situations and words and scents-oh, the scents!-encrusted there are stored in the most disorganized and wonderful manner, not chronologically, not according to size or importance or even the alphabet.”

Source : Meir Shalev (2011). “My Russian Grandmother and Her American Vacuum Cleaner: A Family Memoir”, p.140, Schocken
“A nation will rise no higher than the strength of its homes. If you want to reform a nation you begin with families.”
“The greatest achievements of the human mind are generally received with distrust.”
“My family are very down-to-earth people. We are not showbizzy at all.”

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