"Governor Chris Christie says if he's president, he will crack down on the sale of marijuana. However, that was before he was told it also comes in a brownie."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“I want to see thirst In the syllables, Tough fire In the sound; Feel through the dark For the scream.”
“I don't believe in children's books. I think after you've read Kidnapped, Treasure Island, and Huckleberry Finn, you're ready for anything.”
“And though the years before I die Stretch out interminably, I Shall only count my life in truth As that brief hour of happy youth.”
“Family fun is as necessary to modern living as a kitchen refrigerator.”
“Not everyone out in a storm wants to be saved”

Source : Paula McLain (2011). “The Paris Wife: A Novel”, p.81, Ballantine Books
“Each heart is made of a different stone - no two feel alike nor break the same way.”
“As for the fan, she agreed that it was a most amusing trifle: just what she would wish to buy for herself, if it had not been so excessively ugly!”
“I believe I could commit a crime. We all can. It depends on which situations we find ourselves in. In despair, I would steal food if my children were hungry.”

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