"North Korea conducted a nuclear test and the blast was so small that many scientists are saying it was a dud. Apparently, the nuclear bomb didn't work well because it was made in Korea."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Korea Quotes #Tests Quotes #Nuclear Quotes

“I'm a big believer in personal responsibility. My life wasn't always peaches and roses. Where I am today is through a belief in hard work and never saying no.”
“Were there contacts over time between Iraq and al-Qaeda? Yes, there were efforts made to communicate. We found no evidence of collaboration in any effort to mount any kind of operation against the United States' interests.”

Source : "Meet the Press" with Tim Russert, www.nbcnews.com. June 20, 2004.
“Call me old-fashioned, but I like my conditioners to be conditioners and my shampoos to be shampoos”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Love is the key to the mystery. Love by its very nature is not selfish, but generous. It seeks not its own, but the good of others. The measure of love is not the pleasure it gives-that is the way the world judges it-but the joy and peace it can purchase for others.”
“Fishes that tipple in the deep, Know no such liberty.”

Source : 'To Althea, From Prison'
“Half is done when the beginning is done.”
“It doesn't take Warren Buffett to realize that when companies don't know what new rules will look like, it affects their ability to commit capital and create new jobs.”
“I love the smell of a mans skin.”

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