"Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk."

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David Letterman

#Dark Quotes #Night Quotes #Drunk Quotes

“He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.”
“What labels me, negates me.”
“The first element of change is awareness. You canâ€™t change something unless you know it exists.”
“There is a violence that liberates, and a violence that enslaves; there is a violence that is moral and a violence that is immoral.”
“I guess when youâ€™re trying to find all the parts of yourself, itâ€™s difficult to be with someone whoâ€™s already fully intact.”
“Trivia rarely affect efficiency. Are all the machinations worth it, when their primary effect is to make the code less readable?”

Source : Brian W. Kernighan, P. J. Plauger (1978). “The Elements of Programming Style”, Computing McGraw-Hill
“Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice.”
“In both rich and poor nations consumption is polarized while expectation is equalized.”

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