"I love Fear Factor, but I think they're running out of fears. It's only a matter of time before they're sitting around doing shots of Hepatitis C."

-- Dave Attell

#Running Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Sitting Quotes

“The thought that we are enduring the unendurable is one of the things that keeps us going.”

Source : Molly Haskell (2000). “Love and Other Infectious Diseases: A Memoir”, p.96, iUniverse
“I looked to animal and insect imagery to develop the lack of substance and wasted motion that my Terminator has. I tried to tap into the killer instinct inherent in animals, where they are locked onto a target and will walk through anything that gets between them and their intended target”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Surprising, I know. Everyone thinks I'm older.”
“I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.”
“The Baha'i celebrity, or the Belebrity, is a character actor with a big head playing an annoying creep on a TV show.”
“Discipline. Honour. Respect. This is why I appreciate MMA.”
“Freedom cannot be granted. It must be taken.”
“I never thought being the producer was being the dictator. It means being the director and being the coach. It's a way of keeping everybody focused on the goal, and also having final say. Everybody can be in the same car, but somebody has to drive.”

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