"Patriots quarterback Tom Brady says he thinks it would be great if Donald Trump was president. Which is really weird because I thought Brady didn't like things that are filled with too much air."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Thinking Quotes #Air Quotes #President Quotes

“There is no turning back.”
“Why try to be someone you're not? Life is hard enough without adding impersonation to the skills required.”
“I honestly, sincerely love what I do.”
“Fashion comes and goes, but style is eternal.”
“What I found most ironic is that the safest part for us as journalists was during the actual war. Back then, during that stage of fighting, we were not targets. After the war itself, during the first month or two, it was extremely safe. We could go anywhere in Iraq, talk to anyone, and didn't have to worry about anything.”
“I see my sisters, my mother, my grandmother. I like the way I look. I think I have a nice face. I like my eyes, my mouth. I have a good nose. I have good skin.”
“Michael Jackson's album was only called Bad because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for Pathetic.”
“I'm a huge fan of Warner Brothers cartoons. I would spend many hours alone after school watching Daffy Duck. I think Daffy Duck is one of the great comedic villains.”

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