"It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously."

-- Brad Williams

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“And this would normalize the existence of the Israeli and the Jew: a majority of Jews in the Land of Israel and a majority of Israelis among the Jewish People.”
“You know how in football, guys throw defenses, and the defense throws you a look, but the look is not really what it is - it's only made to fool you. It's the same thing with drugs. The drug is only an illusion to draw you in.”
“I loved him, but love isn't enough. All the fairy tales, the romance novels, the soap operas; they're all lies. Love does not conquer all.”
“I'm building my adult beverage empire the way I built my independent rap label. As my career.”

Source : "GO DER Exclusive; the Ambassador of the Bay Himself E 40 #GODER". GO DER Interview, godermag.com. February 29, 2016.
“'Prop trading' is just a fancy term for banks gambling in the market for their own profit.”
“One of the things I've been thinking about lately is how the change in values makes the survival of the old values, where they do survive, all the more striking. There are pockets of the old bullfighting world that exist more or less intact, both in Spain and elsewhere.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“We all try to forget what hurts us, it is sometimes the only way we can continue.”

Source : Anne Perry (2010). “A Sudden, Fearful Death: A William Monk Novel”, p.14, Ballantine Books
“The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.”

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