"A woman on a Southwest Airlines flight gave birth to a baby. As soon as he was born, the baby said, 'I had more leg room in the womb.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

#Baby Quotes #Legs Quotes #Rooms Quotes

“Great artists are like loaded guns. They are dangerous in anybody's hands.”
“I could have an office all to myself but since my collaborators donâ€™t have one, then I too am contented to have a desk in a shared room.”
“Grace keeps us from worrying because worry deals with the past, while grace deals with the present and future.”
“Art among a religious race produces reliques [sic]; among a military one, trophies; among a commercial one, articles of trade.”

Source : 1789 Aphorisms on Art, no.149 (published 1831).
“If you want to disappear, Emily, you can do it most anywhere.”

Source : Barbara Delinsky (2011). “Escape”, p.102, Anchor
“His huff arrived and he departed in it.”
“The first observation of cancer cells in the smear of the uterine cervix gave me one of the greatest thrills I ever experienced during my scientific career.”
“I am not collecting copies of the cheaper editions of Omar KhayyÃ¡m. I gave the last four that I received to the lift-boy, and I like to think of him reading them, with FitzGerald's notes, to his aged mother. Lift-boys always have aged mothers; shows such nice feeling on their part, I think.”

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