"Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone."

-- Tommy Cooper

#Funny Quotes #Night Quotes #Gone Quotes

“No matter how noble and special people want to make the playoffs out to be... it's a crapshoot.”
“But what can be done, the one who loves must share the fate of the one he loves.”

Source : "The Master and Margarita". Book by Mikhail Bulgakov (Book Two, Chapter "Time to Go! Time to Go!"), 1967.
“I frankly don't care if you agree with my stand on abortion. I take that stand because no other stand is consistent with decent principles, and no other standard is consistent with the will of God.”
“If you take a flower to Mars, for example, the hostility of Mars probably won't allow the flower to live without oxygen. The process of being an artist, for someone who wasn't born in an arts-centric environment - I came from the Bahamas, where there's not a historic tradition of art-making, at least from the Western prospective - in a way is kind of an alien concept.”
“Go to the Madonna. Love her! Always say the Rosary. Say it well. Say it as often as you can! Be souls of prayer. Never tire of praying, it is what is essential. Prayer shakes the Heart of God, it obtains necessary graces!”
“I am that which lies beyond time. Like a melody, which sounds completely only after the last note is played.”
“There are so many forms of love. Spending time with friends, love stories. I enjoy showing my love by baking a cake for somebody and writing his or her name on it, and seeing his or her reaction. I love to offer flowers too!”
“We especially need imagination in science. Question everything.”

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