"The top two movies at the box office this weekend were 'High School Musical 3' and 'Saw V.' One movie features gruesome onscreen torture that is difficult to watch and the other is about a guy with a saw."

-- Conan O'Brien

#School Quotes #Weekend Quotes #Two Quotes

“Fighting injustice keeps you young.”
“Suffiseth this to proove my theame withall,That every bullet hath a lighting place.”

Source : George Gascoigne (1969). “The Complete Works: To the reverende divines”
“When you push a car off a cliff and blow it up, be sure to roll the windows down to avoid shrapnel. Also, strip the license plate so you're not billed for the cleanup.”
“Everything harmonizes with me, which is harmonious to thee, o Universe. Nothing for me is too early or too late, which is in due time for thee.”
“The Andalucían race is very strong. Another mystery- it has the most jealous people in the world, both men and women!”
“You must develop personal contacts if you want to be successful.”
“The ways of the British are inscrutable but they always seem to obtain their own ends without compromising their dignity or their honor.”
“The most striking feature of the new is the sheer mass. Photography was previously a mass phenomenon, but now, quantity is doubtless the outstanding quality. For a long time photos have been taken frequently and everywhere, but now photos are taken permanently and everywhere,... What is new is that we can watch them practically in real time.”

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