"Happy Cinco de Mayo! Itâ€™s a holiday thatâ€™s as respectful of Mexican traditions as Epcot Centerâ€™s Mexican food pavilion."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Holiday Quotes #Epcot Quotes #Mexican Quotes

“I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material.”
“To remember simplified pictures is better than to forget accurate figures.”

Source : Otto Neurath, Marie Neurath, Robert Sonné Cohen (1973). “Empiricism and sociology”
“True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta match.”
“The day Tarzan opened in London, I sat in a hotel room and discussed the project in detail.”
“The three most written-about subjects of all time are Jesus, the Civil War, and the Titanic.”

Source : Daniel Mendelsohn (2012). “Waiting for the Barbarians: Essays from the Classics to Pop Culture”, p.82, New York Review of Books
“We Americans understand freedom; we have earned it, we have lived for it, and we have died for it. This nation and its people are freedom's models in a searching world. We can be freedom's missionaries in a doubting world. The genius of the American system is that through freedom we have created extraordinary results from plain old ordinary people.”
“It felt almost rude to ignore toe pretty white bed, but we just werenâ€™t going to make it that far.”
“I couldn't claim that I have never felt the urge to explore evil, but when you descend into hell you have to be very careful.”

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