"Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“What you are comes from the blood of those who set you on this journey. That is likewise unchangeable. What you see in the reflecting pool of truth is who you are. You cannot change that, so it is wise not to curse it. The wiser choice is to embrace it and make it your strength.”
“I can't stomach any kind of notion that serious fiction is good for us, because I don't believe that everything that's wrong with the world has a cure.”
“I went to see the film with a regular audience for the first time on Sunday, and was basically swamped.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Why choose to fail when success is an option?”
“The secret lives of politicians are always shady. People need to accept the fact that their leaders aren't perfect. No one is.”

Source : "Evan Rachel Wood, Uncut". Interview with Mickey Rapkin, www.gq.com. October 5, 2011.
“Sometimes I don't even pull my shoes off for six weeks at a time, except, you know, just to take a shower. I just take breaks between 24 hours a day, just a break now and then, it don't take me long to rest; maybe 20 to30 minutes sometime, or maybe an hour.”
“Anarchy is no guarantee that some people won't kill, injure, kidnap, defraud, or steal from others. Government is a guarantee that some will.”
“War is elevating, because the individual disappears before the great conception of the state... What a perversion of morality to wish to abolish heroism among men!”

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