"Yesterday, after the Thanksgiving parade, Donald Trump appeared at Macy's to promote his new line of fragrances and business suits. Unfortunately, there were high winds and Trump's hair nearly killed two people."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Hair Quotes #Wind Quotes #Two Quotes

“I think the Titanic disaster has parallels today. The closest think I can think of is the silicon chip.. We're all kind of bowing to this computer god, thinking it's going to fix everything and we're geniuses for inventing this. And, you know, I just think we should pay attention to disasters of the past.”
“Sorrow shatters my heart; And men distress it with blame, Because it follows love.”

Source : Moses Ibn Ezra (1945). “‏מחברת משירי משה בן יעקב אבן עזרא /‏”
“Sometimes all you can do is say, 'Wow.'”
“Hours of solitude, hours of creation, hours of meditation. Solitude and meditation gave me an awareness, a perspective which I have never lost: that of solidarity with the rest of mankind.”
“Unbelief will destroy the best of us; faith will save the worst of us.”
“I'm the same kind of guy before all this happened.”
“You want 21 percent risk free? Pay off your credit cards.”
“I never make a trip to the United States without visiting a supermarket. To me they are more fascinating than any fashion salon.”

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