"Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing."

-- Jack Paar

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“Economic growth and environmental preservation are two sides of the same coin. There's no better illustration of that point than the California Clean Tech Open, which challenges California entrepreneurs to bring new, clean technologies to market. I encourage business leaders, policy makers, and environmental advocates to support this innovative, exciting competition.”
“The point of the spiritual life is to realize Truth. But you will never understand the spiritual life, or realize Truth, if you measure it by your own yardstick.”

Source : Dainin Katagiri (2000). “You Have to Say Something”, p.93, Shambhala Publications
“War is a sociological safety valve that cleverly diverts popular hatred for the ruling classes into a happy occasion to mutilate or kill foreign enemies.”
“Jesus plus nothing equals everything; everything minus Jesus equals nothing.”
“I remember so many times taking classes and feeling completely discouraged because I felt like I wasn't getting it and I couldn't understand. I kept working at it and I kept going back to class, and I wouldn't let myself get intimidated or get scared away, and it really does pay off.”

Source : "Playing Dead". Interview with Philiana Ng, www.backstage.com. January 10, 2011.
“Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.”
“Together, people with good hearts and fine minds can move the world.”
“Faith means belief in something concerning which doubt is theoretically possible.”

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