"You know Moms has been accused of liking young men, and I'm guilty."

-- Moms Mabley

#Mom Quotes #Men Quotes #Guilty Quotes

“I like characters who have faults. I'm drawn to darker people.”
“What? Are you still pretending you are separate from the Beloved?”
“Don't hoo, hoo, hoo me. There's a fine line between hoo, hoo, hoo and hiel, hiel, hiel.”
“Is a BJ adultery? What? Did I miss a day of school? Of course it is! Oral sex is adultery like Curling is an Olympic sport. The only thing is, oral sex should be in the Olympics because it's much harder than Curling, and if you're good at it, you DESERVE a medal!”
“The observances of the church concerning feasts and fasts are tolerably well kept, since the rich keep the feasts and the poor the fasts.”
“I do not believe you can do today's job with yesterday's methods and be in business tomorrow”
“You have to experience grace to be one who knows how to give it.”
“I talk about Breaking Bad being the most brilliant show ever, and even minor characters have subtle nuances and are fully drawn.”

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