"Is a BJ adultery? What? Did I miss a day of school? Of course it is! Oral sex is adultery like Curling is an Olympic sport. The only thing is, oral sex should be in the Olympics because it's much harder than Curling, and if you're good at it, you DESERVE a medal!"

-- Lewis Black

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“It's not success that makes a person's life worthy of legend. It's provocative defeat, someone who struggled mightily and lost. And that loss can't just be gratuitous - there has to be something about his or her character that whittles that loss into something provocative.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Between the vision and the act lies the shadow.”
“no one believes an hypothesis except its originator but everyone believes an experiment except the experimenter.”

Source : "The Art of Scientific Investigation".
“I don't think there's much point in bemoaning the state of the world unless there's some way you can think of to improve it. Otherwise, don't bother writing a book; go and find a tropical island and lie in the sun.”
“This severe, ascetic music, calm and horizontal as the line of the ocean, monotonous by virtue of its serenity, anti-sensuous, and yet so intense in its contemplativeness that it verges sometimes on ecstasy.”
“This kind of behavior is so bizarre â€“ no matter which version of the story you believe, even if you take Dougâ€™s own version of the story â€“ itâ€™s so bizarre and inappropriate that he needs to get his life in order and not be thinking about how quickly he can come back into leadership.”
“Sisterhood is powerful. It kills. Mostly sisters.”

Source : "Death of revolutionary" by Susan Faludi, www.newyorker.com. April 15, 2013.
“We ride and never worry 'bout the fall. Guess that's just the cowboy in us all.”

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