"Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House lawn it's a drunk Secret Service agent."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Easter Quotes #Eggs Quotes #White Quotes

“People love to laugh together. Like when I'm at home and I'm watching shows, I don't laugh out loud, but if I'm in a crowd and everyone is into it...”
“The governor has a role in terms of declaring a state of emergency.”

Source : "Starting Point with Soledad O'Brien", www.cnn.com. August 24, 2012.
“Ours was a generation grown up to find all gods dead, all wars fought, all faiths in man shaken" --”
“The mere size of the brain has been proved to be no measure of superiority. The woman has greater moral courage than the man; she has also special gifts which enable her to govern in moments of danger and crisis. If necessary she can become a warrior.”
“I bought a packet of TrojanÂ® Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: â€˜No. 1 in AMERICAâ€™. They smell nothing like a positive first sexual experience.”
“There is certainly a universal and unconscious propensity to impose a rhythm even when one hears a series of identical sounds at constant intervals... We tend to hear the sound of a digital clock, for example, as "tick-tock, tick-tock" - even though it is actually "tick tick, tick tick.”
“I run my operation like a family business. I sign every check, every receipt, I'm not tough, but I'm strong.”
“My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater!”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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