"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

-- Joan Rivers

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Running Quotes

“I've always thought you should concentrate on paddling your own canoe.”
“I got introduced to the rave scene in 1992. At the time I was into skateboarding; I listened to a little hip-hop but was mainly into heavy metal and grunge.”
“What was money that it should make such dreadful things of men and women?”
“The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.”
“When I look for happiness, I lose it. When I stop looking, and surrender to where I am, I find it.”
“Some feminist critics debate whether we take our meaning and sense of self from language and in that process become phallocentric ourselves, or if there is a use of language that is, or can be, feminine. Some, like myself, think that language is itself neither male nor female; it is creatively expansive enough to be of use to those who have the wit and art to wrest from it their own significance. Even the dread patriarchs have not found a way to 'own' language any more than they have found a way to 'own' earth (though many seem to believe that both are possible).”

Source : Paula Gunn Allen (1998). “Off the Reservation: Reflections on Boundary-busting Border-crossing Loose Canons”, Boston, Mass. : Beacon Press
“Happiness is a Small Politician' - my mantra then and forever more.”
“People no longer know how to apologize, which is particularly noticeable among athletes, politicians, and entertainment figures.”

Source : Source: www.psychologytoday.com

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