"Pope Francis announced that next year he is coming to the United States, or as Fox News is reporting it, 'Obama lets in yet another guy from South America.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

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“For the longest time in Denmark I didn't want to say what I was politically. I thought it was irrelevant.”
“The aura of soccer is very different from other sports.”
“Be courageous when the mind deceives you Be courageous In the final account only this is important”

Source : Zbigniew Herbert (1977). “Selected poems”
“Nothing is as invisible as the obvious.”

Source : Richard Farson (1997). “Management of the Absurd”, p.25, Simon and Schuster
“Fear does its best work in isolation. Courage wears the face of your ability to love and be loved. Breakthrough happens when you discover your self-worth had nothing to do with what you looked like.”
“To help other people, you've got to be able to help yourself. You go to a psychiatrist, and they're on this Prozac, Effexor, and antidepressants, you may have picked the wrong person. If you go to somebody who's broke who's selling you financial services, that might not be a good thing. You go to somebody who's fat to help you lose weight... And a lot of people ironically do these types of things.”
“Whatever merit there is in anything that I have written is simply due to the fact that when I was a child my mother daily read me a part of the Bible and daily made me learn a part of it by heart.”
“We have sacrificed the old immaterial gods, and now we are occupying the temple of the Market-God. He organizes our economy, our politics, our habits, our lives, and even provides us with rates and credit cards and gives us the appearance of happiness.”

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