"A fitness instructor in Maine has been charged with running a prostitution business out of her Zumba dance studio. Authorities first got suspicious when they saw guys going to work out at a Zumba dance studio."

-- Jay Leno

#Running Quotes #Zumba Quotes #Work Out Quotes

“You 're so beautiful.”

Source : Tammara Webber (2011). “Where You Are”, p.90, Tammara Webber
“Love is an act of imagination. For some of us, it will be the greatest creative triumph of our lives.”
“I can't believe you jokers fixed it." Hi was picking his way down to the beach. "Believe it, clown. Too much brain power here to fail." Still pumped, Shelton threw another palm Ben's way. "Oh, I'm sure." Hi streched, yawned. "It was something highly technical, I suppose? Something requiring mechanical ability? Nothing as simple as tightening a wire or flippin a switch, right?" Ben reddened. Shelton developed an intrest in his sneakers. Score one for Hi.”
“I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.”
“The many varieties and wonderful colors of the modern dahlia make it a totally different flower from the one our grandmothers knew. The names are descriptive of the different varieties, and as there are so many of them, and they bloom from early in June or July until frost, a garden of dahlias might be very interesting.”

Source : Helena Rutherfurd Ely (1911). “The Practical Flower Garden”
“If there is anybody in this land who thoroughly believes that the meek shall inherit the earth they have not often let their presence be known.”
“I'm intrigued by the way in which physical appearance can often direct a person's life; things happen differently for a beautiful woman than for a plain one.”
“There is no society that does not highly value fictional storytelling. Ever.”

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