"The group MoveOn.org has called on John McCain to release all of his medical records. In response, McCain told them, 'Why don't you just come down to the warehouse and look around for yourself? Bring a forklift, it'll take time.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

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“And I am bored to death with it. Bored to death with this place, bored to death with my life, bored to death with myself.”
“Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.”
“If women took up arms to defend their reproductive rights, the GOP would ban assault rifles yesterday.”
“What is it that you think about just before you get a condom? Sex!”
“The Christian who is truly intimate with Jesus will never draw attention to himself but will only show the evidence of a life where Jesus is completely in control. This is the outcome of allowing Jesus to satisfy every area of life to its depth. The picture resulting from such a life is that of the strong, calm balance that our Lord gives to those who are intimate with Him.”
“Avoid sin: ... all your deeds are faithfully recorded.”
“Fishing can come as close to doing nothing as anything I can think of.”
“Sacredness binds people together, and then blinds them to the arbitrariness of the practice.”

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