"If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck."

-- Jeff Foxworthy

#Redneck Quotes #Bail Quotes #Might Quotes

“In Ethiopia, the black people became Christians 1700 years ago, hundreds of years before Northern Europe turned to Christianity... And here, most of the saints are black.”
“There is something very cheerful and courageous in the setting-out of a child on a journey of speech with so small baggage and with so much confidence ...”

Source : Alice Meynell (2015). “The Children”, p.6, Alice Meynell
“I love animals and plants and sometimes even people.”
“Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils”
“The people that I photographed allowed me to photograph them because they didn't want to be alone, and the truth is I didn't want to be alone making the pictures.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Why are we so obsessed with celebrity culture? We have front-page news about divorces instead of front-page news about global warming, about women being abused, about children being abused. We're going on a downward spiral.”
“I have two brothers buried in the military cemetery in Texas. I don't want to see any more of that.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I think people respond to truthful, simple narrative, and the more you try to dress it up to try and do something else, the harder it is for people to relate to.”

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