"The other thing is that I'm a pretty moody guy, but no one really wants to see a normal-looking guy complain about things or talk about being unhappy. That's hard. Most people are like, 'Well, you have all your hair and you're tall, so why are you unhappy?' That can be limiting."

-- Gary Gulman

#Hair Quotes #People Quotes #Guy Quotes

“It is always esteemed the greatest mischief a man can do to those whom he loves, to raise men's expectations of them too high by undue and impertinent commendations.”

Source : Thomas Sprat (1667). “The History of the Royal Society of London, for the Improving of Natural Knowledge”, p.46
“BjÃ¶rkâ€™s wraparound swan frock . . . made her look like a refugee from the more dog-eared precincts of provincial ballet.”
“Care less for your harvest than for how it is shared and your life will have meaning and your heart will have peace.”

Source : Kent Nerburn (1999). “Letters to My Son: A Father's Wisdom on Manhood, Women, Life and Love”, p.189, New World Library
“Positive anything is better than negative nothing.”

Source : Elbert Hubbard, Bert Hubbard (1923). “Selected writings of Elbert Hubbard: his mintage of wisdom, coined from a life of love, laughter and work”
“The most all penetrating spirit before which will open the possibility of tilting not tables, but planets, is the spirit of free human inquiry. Believe only in that.”
“You cannot by any chance fail if you persevere.”
“Friend request from a cute girl is an automatic follow.”

Source : Source: uproxx.com
“Not writing at all leads to nothing.”

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